Off Key Karaoke

So i guess i can get away with a rant right now..

You know what i hate.....the way we are all  backwards...now hear me out for a minute.

Why do we drive on a Parkway...but park in a Driveway? wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?

Also, why do people say..."talking shit"?  have you ever been in a conversation with someone and they started talking about their bowel movements?

"Yeah hi jim how are you?"

" Oh bob, let me tell you about the shit i just took....WHOOOWEE!! felt like i was giving birth!!"

"Jeez jim you're such a card....HAHAHAHHA"

(pppppfffffffffffhhhhh) <jim farting>

"WHOA i don't remember eating that!!!!"

See that doesn't happen very often....unless you're talking to me or ronman, then it's everyday LOL

Ya know what else pisses me off,  text messeging. HOW LAZY ARE WE GETTING PEOPLE!!!!!!

Ya can't call me, but you can type a messege and send it to my cell phone?? wait huh?? Why not just save the muscles in yer hands and call me? ever think about that?

On that note i'm going to drive on the parkway to an internet cafe in Ft Lauderdale and text my friends to meet me there....

GMAC

(Note from Ronnie) Notice how airplanes are like mullets? Business in the front and party in the back? It's lame but I'm contributing again.